I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said
 remove cap and push up bottom
 I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room
 smells
 awesome!

A man said to his wife one day, ‘I don’t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
‘The wife responded, ‘Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !